Francis the Ex-Chicken

10 08 2009

This is quite possible one of the most amazing scary things ever SEEN!!!

From good friend at the Dallas Observer – Meet Warren and his pet Chicken…I mean Rooster….I mean was his pet….I mean WOW!!

My pet chicken Frances turned out to be Frank. The rooster. Which is illegal in the city, not to mention obnoxiously loud and aggressive. Releasing a SECOND rooster in Highland Park just didn’t sound funny.  While pondering the problem and eyeing Frank it occurred to me; hey, you’re pretty plump! So Frank was going to be dinner. We settled on beheading because everyone wanted to see the carcass run around “like a chicken with it’s head cut off”.  Which did not happen.  What did happen was infinitely better…..




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